Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

                                   
L: Have you any grounds?                                               
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.                         
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?                     
P: It made of concrete.                                                 
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?       
P: No, we have carport, and not need one                               
L: I mean. What are your relations like?                               
P: All my relations still in Poland.                                
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?                           
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.                     
L: Does your wife beat you up?                                         
P: No, I always up before her.                                    
L: Is your wife a nagger?                                               
P: No, she white.                                                       
L: Why do you want this divorce?                                       
P: She going to kill me.                                               
L: What makes you think that?                                       
P: I got proof.                                    ;                  
L: What kind of proof?                                                 
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover".