Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question    : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer      : " Tea please"
Question    : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer      : " Ceylon tea"
Question    : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer      : "white"
Question    : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer      : "With milk"
Question    : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer      : "With cow's milk please.
Question    : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer      : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question    : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer      : "With sugar"
Question    : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer      : "Cane sugar"
Question    : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer      : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question    : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer      : "Mineral water"
Question    : "Flavored or non-flavored? "
Answer      : "I think I'll just die of thirst"