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Culture - East v/s West

Understanding of Chinese/Asian culture vs. Western.........interesting research. It also applies to all Asians, including the Indians, Japanese, Thais, Koreans, Indonesian, Malays, Dayaks, etc...
These icons were designed by Liu Young who was born in China and educated in Germany .

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Red --> Asian/Chinese

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Children -The Best Laugh of Happiness!

These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he  asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

 

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

 

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

 

DERIC (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

 

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

Related : Nice One, Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend, Good Answer

How To Stay Young

Its really sort of simple:

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

 
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.

 
7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question    : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer      : " Tea please"
Question    : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer      : " Ceylon tea"
Question    : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer      : "white"
Question    : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer      : "With milk"
Question    : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer      : "With cow's milk please.
Question    : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer      : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question    : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer      : "With sugar"
Question    : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer      : "Cane sugar"
Question    : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer      : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question    : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer      : "Mineral water"
Question    : "Flavored or non-flavored? "
Answer      : "I think I'll just die of thirst"

Good Answer

young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $100k is considered only as middle class in New York .
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden , $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able
to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of beauty and money: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a trading position. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or leased. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do contact me.

Signed,
J.P. Morgan

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

                                   
L: Have you any grounds?                                               
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.                         
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?                     
P: It made of concrete.                                                 
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?       
P: No, we have carport, and not need one                               
L: I mean. What are your relations like?                               
P: All my relations still in Poland.                                
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?                           
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.                     
L: Does your wife beat you up?                                         
P: No, I always up before her.                                    
L: Is your wife a nagger?                                               
P: No, she white.                                                       
L: Why do you want this divorce?                                       
P: She going to kill me.                                               
L: What makes you think that?                                       
P: I got proof.                                    ;                  
L: What kind of proof?                                                 
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover".                    

Business Logics

Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral : Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive.

Faces 'n' Toons

Who says religion can't be funny???

How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast

Jewish Olympic Swimmer
 
 
 

Church can be hilarious!
 

 

The Woodpecker Might have to go!